Hippie jokes

Guy

Guy

What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bisexual hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?

A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie and tie dye watching sci-fi on wifi.

Credits: my bud

Lifeguard

Lifeguard

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, maan!

Wife

Wife

What do you call a hippie's wife from the South?

Mississippi