Holy water jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What's the difference between a restored church and a bumhole dipped in holy water?

One's a rectified sanctum...

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

I always wondered why you hear stories of vampires in Europe but never Africa.

Then I remembered vampires are killed by holy water, and they bless the rain down in Africa