Woman
The first woman on the Moon...
"Houston, we have a problem."
"What?"
"Never mind."
"What's the problem?"
"Nothing."
"Please tell us?"
"You know what the problem is."
Houston jokes
Bush
Do you know why they buried George H. W. In Houston instead of his beloved Kennebunkport?
Because it’s way too cold for planting Bushes in Maine.. told to me by my mother
Types
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Base
A woman astronaut calls her base: -Houston we have a problem. -What is it? -Nothing...