Base jokes

The spread of Covid 19 is based on 2 factors...

1) How dense the population is.

2) How dense the population is.

Why would the military use acid?

To neutralize the enemy base.

What's the difference between a raver and a chemist at a club?

One drops acid while the other drops the base.

Did you know? If you rest one of your testicles on the top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base....

eventually the testicle will be sucked inside!

If you did know this, please can you let me know how to reverse it?

**It’s quite urgent**

Did you hear about the professor who could tell the acidity or baseness of a solution by dipping his genitals into it?

He had a PH D

Putin has boasted that Russia is planning to build a base on the moon

The idea is that astronauts will live there permanently. When they were asked if they really wanted to spend the rest of their lives in a barren, lifeless, empty landscape, the Russians said...

"No. That's why we want to go to the moon."

A woman astronaut calls her base: -Houston we have a problem. -What is it? -Nothing...