Intelligence jokes

99.9% of people are idiots

Fortunately, I belong in the 1% of intelligent people

My boss calls me "the computer".

Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

"Allegedly Trump gave Russians intelligence "

I wonder how much he had in the first place and how much he is left with.

What do you call a blond that dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence