Inventor jokes

Whosoever invented "dentures" missed out on calling them ...

"Substitooths".

The guy who invented USB died...

At the funeral they had to do a 180 with his coffin to get it in the hole.

The man that invented throat lozenges died last week...

There was no coffin at the funeral.

The person who invented autocorrect died recently.

May he roast in piss.

The man that invented human cloning has died .

The mourners will probably be beside themselves at the funeral.

The man that invented auto correct

should burn in hello.

The guy who invented Velcro died

RIP

Some sad news from Australia...

the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

I hear the inventor of auto correct died

I didn't even know he was I'll

Do you think the guy who invented the vibrator heard voices saying . . .

"If you build it, they will come."

The inventor of autocorrect walks into a bar

he asks for a bear