Jean jokes

Grandpa

Grandpa

My grandpa just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.

I said, “Who is this guy?”

Grandpa: My hip replacement.

Scarecrow

Scarecrow

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.

But hay, it’s in my jeans.

Hotel

Hotel

What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?

No ballroom

Man

Man

Where is my wife

A young man and an old man bumped shopping carts at the grocery store. Young man: I am sorry. I wasn't watching where I was going. I was looking for my wife. Old man : Sorry. I was also looking for my wife. Young man: Well maybe we can look together. My wife is 24. She is 5'2". She has short black hair. She is wearing a pink tube top and blue Jeans. What does your wife look like? Old man: It doesn't matter. Lets look for yours.