Karma jokes

Restaurant

Restaurant

Have you heard about the restaurant called karma?

There's no menu, you get what you deserve.

Girl

Girl

A girl walks up to her mother and asks, "Mommy, why am I named Clover?"

"Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family."

Then, her other daughter walks up. "Mommy, why am I named Nirvana?"

"Because, your aunt believes that is the place you go when you are enlightened."

Finally, her son walks up to her. "Those names make sense, but why am I named *Cakeday?"*

His mother sighs. "Your father believes it is the best way to earn karma."

Piece of cake

Piece of cake

I asked a Buddhist what was the easiest way to get a lot of good karma.

He told me all it takes is a piece of cake.