Keyboard jokes

What is Neil Armstrong's favorite key on the keyboard?

The SPACE BAR of course!!!!

My ten year old came up with that doozy :)

I’ve got no home, I haven’t got control, and I can’t see any escape.

I should get a new keyboard.

My mom said that if I don't get off the computer and do my homework she'll slam my head into the keyboard,

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My wife told me that she would smash my face into the keyboard if I didn't stop being misogynist...

And that's when I let her know that I'm the Man of the House, the King of the Castle, the Lord of the Mancjkkf no jskslskf d j.lo alsjdj djdjslai48 err is shwks9ri3jekdo 3irbdjdibsks.