Killer jokes

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had locomotives

If I was a serial killer my name would be "The Suspence"

So my victims would be like "oh no, the suspense is killing me"

And then we would both laugh right before I kill them.

What's the favorite drink of every British serial killer?

Casual tea

I’ve been looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

Wanna hear a joke about overdosing on cocaine?

I can't remember all of it, but the last line's a killer.

If there is a Serial killer inside your house, What is the safest place to hide?

In the living room.

I picked up a hitchhiker last night.

He seemed surprised that I'd pick up a stranger and asked, "Thanks but why would you pick me up? How do you know I'm not a serial killer?"

I told him the chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomically low