Ladder jokes

Friend

Friend

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder.

"That's my step ladder", he said. "I never knew my real ladder".

Granddad

Granddad

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

Grandpa

Grandpa

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you clown!"

Friend

Friend

My friend is addicted to buying ladders

He uses them to get high.