Last words jokes

My parrot died today...

His last words were

“Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die”

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? System failure.

Pablo Escobar was being informed on by local children. Mortally wounded by police gunfire, his last words to them were

I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you Medellín kids

Wanna hear some famous last words? "We are just experiencing some turbulence."

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Windows XP log-out sound.

I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you clown!"

I will never forget my daughter's first words.

Where have you been for the last 12 years?

My dad died recently.

He was in an accident and lost a lot of blood but nobody knew his blood-type.

I’ll never forget his inspirational last words,

“Be positive”.