Last words jokes

Parrot

Parrot

My parrot died today...

His last words were

“Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die”

Granddad

Granddad

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

Children

Children

Pablo Escobar was being informed on by local children. Mortally wounded by police gunfire, his last words to them were

I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you Medellín kids

Word

Word

Wanna hear some famous last words? "We are just experiencing some turbulence."

Word

Word

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Windows XP log-out sound.

Grandfather

Grandfather

I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"

Grandpa

Grandpa

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you clown!"

Daughter

Daughter

I will never forget my daughter's first words.

Where have you been for the last 12 years?

Dad

Dad

My dad died recently.

He was in an accident and lost a lot of blood but nobody knew his blood-type.

I’ll never forget his inspirational last words,

“Be positive”.