Two morgue workers are talking...
They are telling stories about the people they've had on their table when one of them says: "I had a woman come in the other day and she had breasts like watermelons, man."
"Well, I had a woman come in the other day," the other one says, "and she had a clitoris like a lemon."
"What? She had a huge clitoris?"
"No, it was really sour."
Sherlock Holmes and his partner are walking in the woods...
...they happen upon a tree bearing yellow fruit. Watson asks, "What the hell is that?", Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."
Gordon Ramsay goes to Australia and whips up a lemon meringue pie.
The whole audience cheers! “That's strange," he says. “I thought Australians usually boo meringue."
I was offered sex from a 21 year old woman...
In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person of high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon and vanilla.