Light bulb jokes

How many gynecologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I'm asking because mine had to call like six other guys in to help him, and I'm really starting to wonder why I needed one installed down there in the first place.

How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't. They're too busy arresting the light bulb for being broke and beating the room for being black.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How do you get Trump to change a light bulb?

Tell him Obama put it in.

How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light-bulb?

None. Don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

One, me, I'm the only fucker that seems to do anything round here