Ant

Why don’t ants get Covid?

Because they have tiny little anty bodies.

Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

What’s worse than ants in your pants?...

Uncles

What do you call an old ant?

An antique

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How can you differentiate male ants from female ants?

They're all female, otherwise they'd be called uncles

Why don't ants have balls?

Cause then they'd be uncles!