Living room jokes

I put a black hole in my living room.

It's great. Really pulls the room together.

What kind of rooms do ghosts avoid?

Living rooms

Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree

The guy behind the counter said "Are you going to put it up yourself?" My dad said, "Don't be disgusting. I'm going to put it in the living room."

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

A dad is sitting on the couch in his living room

He hears his son start walking down the stairs and then loud banging and rumbling

Dad: Son what happened?

Son: it’s nothing i just dropped my shirt down the stairs

Dad: it sounded a lot heavier than a shirt

Son: yeah it’s because i was wearing it

Jehova

This morning someone was ringing the doorbell, so I opened the door and there was a young man standing there. "Hello sir" he said, "I'm a Jehova's Witness". I invited him in, offered him something to drink and we sat down in the living room. "So, what would you like to talk about?" I asked. He looked up from his cup of tea and said "To be honest sir, I havn't got the faintest idea, I never made it this far..."

If there is a Serial killer inside your house, What is the safest place to hide?

In the living room.

When I told my mother I wanted to put the Christmas tree up myself...

she suggested that I should put it up in the living room instead.