Mexico jokes

Mexico should stop importing cocaine for a month;

then the Americans will be the ones climbing the wall...

Eagle

Eagle

Randomly came up with this joke laying in bed one night - What do you call a bald eagle with the flu that migrates from Mexico to the US?

An ill eagle immigrant...

Border

Border

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea?

It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country.

Country

Country

What is Mexico's national sport?

Cross Country