Microscope jokes

Friend

Friend

My best friend and I just started a business where we weigh microscopic objects.

It’s ..a small scale operation.

Doctor

Doctor

Doctor: *looking through microscope* I've never seen anything like it before

Other doctors: *under their breath* its truly incredible

Me: so viagra won't help?

Penny

Penny

I tried looking at a penny under a microscope.

*...magnificent.*