Movement jokes

Shots

Shots

"I'm not throwing away my shot"

Alexander Hamilton, leader of the pro-vaccine movement 1780.

Grammar nazi

Grammar nazi

What do Grammar Nazis call their movement?

The Alt-Write.

Soup

Soup

I just ate four cans of alphabet soup...

...and just had the largest vowel movement ever.

Vowel movement

Vowel movement

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next vowel movement could spell disaster.

Title

Title

If “#” is often read as “pound,”

then perhaps we should rethink the title of the #metoo movement.

Vowel movement

Vowel movement

I always thought it was vowel movement instead of bowel movement...

Which kind of makes sense if you think about it...

You’re on the toilet going Aaaaa.... Eeeee.... Iiiiii.... Oooooo.... Uuuuu...

And sometimes WHY?!?!