Nazis jokes

2 Nazis walk into a BAR

They each get 10 shots

What do Grammar Nazis call their movement?

The Alt-Write.

What was the Neo Nazi's favorite computer game?

Mein Kraft

To be honest a good percentage of my friends are Nazis

That percentage is zero. See! That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have

What do you call an aquatic Nazi?

Adolphin

On his death bed, an old jew says to his wife:

Oh, Sarah, when the shop burned down you were right beside me, no? - Sure I was, Moshe.

When the Nazis drove us out of our beloved Deutschland you were beside me again, no? - I was, Moshe.

And now you're at my death bed, aren't you? - I am, darling.

I'm starting to think you're bad luck, Sarah.

My dad was a WWII veteran.

During the Battle of Britain, in just one day, he destroyed 8 German aircrafts killing 32 Nazis.

Literally the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.

Why do neo-nazis drink milk?

Because they hate juice

How do you comfort a grammar nazi?

There, they're, their.