Needle jokes

People

People

Why do people keep adding an extra s after 'needles'?

I don’t see the point, it’s needless.

Girlfriend

Girlfriend

My girlfriend said she was going to get a massive tattoo of a snake on her back.

"Do it," I said. "But it might hurt you."

"I know," she replied. "But it's only a needle."

"No," I said. "I mean being single."

Vaccine

Vaccine

Just got my vaccine, but they stuck the needle in my leg.

I spent the following day thinking “my Pfizer killing me”

Stress

Stress

I'm so stressed that I'm going to try that Chinese thing with the needles, what's it called?

Oh yeah, heroin