Netflix jokes

What does a Blue Whale do on a date?

Netflix and Krill.

I heard there was a documentary on Netflix about the clitoris

I couldn’t find it.

Sex Ed in 2015

Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one "D" away from 'Netflix and Child.'

I heard Netflix and Yahoo are merging. They are moving their HQ to Jerusalem.

They'll be known as Net 'n' Yahoo.