
Dad
My dad died recently.
He was in an accident and lost a lot of blood but nobody knew his blood-type.
I’ll never forget his inspirational last words,
“Be positive”.
My dad died recently.
He was in an accident and lost a lot of blood but nobody knew his blood-type.
I’ll never forget his inspirational last words,
“Be positive”.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose ?
Nobody knows
What's the difference between your dick and a joke?
Nobody laughs at your jokes.