Nobody jokes

Dad

Dad

My dad died recently.

He was in an accident and lost a lot of blood but nobody knew his blood-type.

I’ll never forget his inspirational last words,

“Be positive”.

India

India

India is a very peaceful country.

Because nobody has any beef over there.

Body

Body

What do you call someone with no body and no nose ?

Nobody knows

What's the difference between your dick and a joke?

Nobody laughs at your jokes.