Ocean

I hope that when Kim Kardashian goes to the beach, she doesn't swim.

The last thing we need is more plastic in the ocean.

My wife recently got a seashell tattooed on her thigh.

When you put your ear close to it, you can really smell the ocean.

A sole and a flounder are swimming in the ocean when they bump into each other. The sole says, "A flounder!"

The flounder, to be polite, says nothing.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards to enter the ocean?

If they fell forward they would just fall into the boat.

A father and son go fishing...

Son: Dad, what do we do first?

Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean.

Son: Then what happens?

Father: What happens next will shock you.

Is the ocean salty because...

the land doesn't wave back?

I dropped my laptop in the ocean.

Now there's a dell rolling in the deep.

I had a dream I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda

Thank god it was only a Fanta sea