Orange

You know they say orange is the new black

I guess that's why Trump is president

How are Donald Trump and a jack o' lantern alike?

They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be thrown out the first week of November.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot

A carrot

Why can't you compare Donald Trump with Steve Jobs

That'll be like comparing apples and oranges

How often do I put orange slices in my beer?

Oh, once in a Blue Moon.

My friend said to me what rhymes with orange

No. It doesn't.

I had a dream I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda

Thank god it was only a Fanta sea