Outside jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Honest Guy

A truckie who has been out on the road for three weeks steps into a brothel outside Kalgoorlie. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.!! The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal. The truckie replies, 'I'm not horny . . . . ... I'm homesick.

I told my kid to not open the door for anyone while I’m not home

Now I’m stuck outside

So my neighbor with the big boobs is outside, gardening topless again

I wonder if his wife is aware he does this

It's so hot outside that I almost called my ex.

So I could be around something shady.

If H2O is what’s inside a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?

K9-P