Boy
Pain.
Two young boys are waiting for their surgery...
“What operation are you having done?”
“Getting my tonsils out, what about you?”
“Circumcision”
“Oh that’s bad, I had that done when I was born and I couldn’t walk for a year”
Pain jokes
Rome
In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison...
Poison I, II, III, would all kill you with varying degrees of pain. However poison IV would make you really itchy.