Paranoia jokes

Librarian

Librarian

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.

She leaned over and whispered, "They're right behind you. . ."

Hotline

Hotline

I just called the paranoia hotline.

A guy answered, “How did you get this number?!”

Paranoia

Paranoia

To everyone out there suffering from Paranoia

Just remember you're not alone