Past jokes

How can you tell the US is getting back to normal after Covid19?

There's been two mass shootings in the past week

I plotted all of my past relationships on a chart

It had an “ex” axis and a “why” axis.

Some last names originate from what the family did in the past...

Makes you wonder about the Dickinsons...

It’s the first day for a fraternity, and the dean is explaining the rules to the new pledges. He sternly advises them, “And I must warn you of the curfew for this semester. If I catch any of you in the women’s dorms past eight o'clock at night, it’s fifty dollars for the first time, a hundred dollars for the second time, and five hundred dollars for the third time.”

One pledge raises his hand and asks, “How much for a season pass?”