Optimist
The Pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
The Optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
The Realist sees the approaching freight train.
The Train Driver sees 3 idiots about to get run over...
The Pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
The Optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
The Realist sees the approaching freight train.
The Train Driver sees 3 idiots about to get run over...
Pessimist: "Things just can't get any worse!"
Optimist: "Of course they can!"
What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?
Pessimist Prime