Pessimist jokes

Optimist

Optimist

The Pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

The Optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

The Realist sees the approaching freight train.

The Train Driver sees 3 idiots about to get run over...

Optimist

Optimist

Pessimist: "Things just can't get any worse!"

Optimist: "Of course they can!"

Load

Load

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime