An old man is lying on his death bed...
... when he smells the delicious aroma of freshly baked apple pie. He calls over his grandson and whispers, "Boy, go ask your grandma for a slice of that pie."
The boy scampers off and returns a minute later, replying, "Grandma says no, it's for after the funeral."
A slice of pie in Jamaica is $2.75 and a slice of pie in the Bahamas is $3.50
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
“I love you loads, honey pie.” My wife said earlier.
“And I love you tons.” I replied.
“What, no nickname for me?” She asked, disappointed.
Sometimes I swear the fat cow’s going deaf.
Gordon Ramsay goes to Australia and whips up a lemon meringue pie.
The whole audience cheers! “That's strange," he says. “I thought Australians usually boo meringue."
A slice of pie costs $3.50 in Barbados,
$3.00 in Saint Lucia, $2.50 in Belize, and $2 in Cuba.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.