Plastic surgeon jokes

My girlfriend got her good looks from her father

He's a plastic surgeon

A plastic surgeon was offering discounts on breast implants.

The sign read:

A sale of two titties

A plastic surgeon at Johns Hopkins just performed surgery on a child born without eyelids, circumcising him and replaced the missing lids with the harvested tissue. The boy's new eyelids work almost perfectly and, since they were made from his own tissue, rejection won't be a problem.

When speaking to reporters, though, the surgeon admitted that the boy does look a little cockeyed.