Player

Never marry a tennis player

Love means nothing to them

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

I threw some of my poo at a famous football player.

Shit got Messi.

My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again.

Tomorrow, I'll bring an MP5.

2 baseball players had an argument on if there is baseball in heaven

They both decided that whoever died first will come back to tell the other if baseball exists in heaven.

Shortly after, friend 1 dies and comes back as promised, he says to friend 2: “I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news. The good news is that there is baseball in heaven. The bad news is that you’re scheduled to pitch next week.”

Did you know R Kelly had a chance to be a professional Hockey player.

Only problem was he never wanted to score after the first period.

I’m trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament for a while, but it is not easy.

Good players are hard to find.

I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players...

The servers are currently down...

What do fortnite players and olive oil have in common?

They’re both extra virgin

I’m about to reveal a secret to being an excellent guitar player

Stay tuned

Why did the console player faint at the museum?

Because there were so many frames!

What do you call a bass player without a GF?

Homeless.