Bully jokes

If online bullying has taught us anything.....

It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight!!

My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again.

Tomorrow, I'll bring an MP5.

My Sister always got bullied at school for being adopted.

Homeschooling for us was fun though

Met my school bully 10 years after I last saw him. He still takes my money today.

But on the other hand, he certainly knows how to make a decent sandwich.

What do you call a boy who finally stood up to his bullies?

An ambulance.