The headmistress at my exclusive girl’s college was lecturing us on Sexual morality...... “In moments of temptation,” she said to the class, “ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?”
She got so furious when I got up and asked “How do you make it last an hour?”
Son: Mom, why is my sister called Teresa?
Mom: Because Teresa is an Anagram of Easter and we love Easter!
Son: Oh I see. Thanks mom!
Mom: My pleasure Alan.
A Finnish joke from the Cold War
During the Cold War, a foreign journalist asked a Finnish general what Finland would do if the USSR and NATO would fight a war in Finland.
He replied “first we would beat out NATO, and then the Soviets”.
The journalist was surprised about the order and asked why.
“We are civilized people. Work comes before pleasure”, the general replied.
What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?.
A tearjerker
What do you call a cow pleasuring itself?
Beef Strokinoff
You only need 2.5 inches to pleasure a woman
Doesn't matter if it's Visa or Mastercard
David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink. "It’s a pleasure to serve you Mr Hasselhoff,” said the bartender.
“Just call me Hoff,” he replied.
“Sure,” said the bartender. “No hassle.”