Tom went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.
“No, no no!” said Tom. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
There are three men, Nobody, No-one and Stupid.
They were on a fishing trip in Canada when the first fell in the river, and began to drown, as he had never learned to swim as a child.
The second stayed behind to help rescue him from the river.
The third ran to the nearest police station and explained the situation to the first police officer he saw.
"Officer! Come quickly, Nobody is drowning in the river and No-one is helping him!"
"Are you stupid?" Asked the officer
"I am, yes, nice to meet you."
A snail went to the police station to report that he had been mugged.
He said "I've been robbed by two tortoises"
The desk officer said "Can you describe the incident"
The snail replied "No not really it all happened so fast "
A thief stole a toilet from the police station.
At this point they have nothing to go on.
Larry at the police station
Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "