
Man
A man is standing on a tall ledge.
A physicist yells from the street, "Don't jump! You have too much potential!"
A man is standing on a tall ledge.
A physicist yells from the street, "Don't jump! You have too much potential!"
The Job Interview
Me: "Time travel"
Potential Employer: "What would you say is your greatest stre-WHAT THE FUCK?!?
The other day, my Physics teacher said I had so much potential...
Then he pushed me out the window.