Procrastinate jokes

Procrastinating is like masturbating

It's fun at first, but when all is said and done, you've just fucked yourself.

It’s not fair that procrastination gets such a bad rap.

It has literally kept me alive for years.

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, "Just you wait!"

Scooby Doo is a procrastinator.

I've never heard him say, "Scooby Dooby Done!"