Profit jokes

What happens when you cross Islam with Capitalism?

No more jokes about the profit.

So my oilfield is haunted, turned out quite profitable...

Now I can sell Super-Natural Gas!

I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Profits are going through the roof.

I inherited some land recently and managed to buy 100 donkeys for £100...

...I planned on selling them one by one for a profit, but overnight some sick guy broke into my farm and cut all the donkeys tails off! Now I'm left with 100 donkeys with no tails, so I'm going to have to wholesale them!

(ask me why I have to wholesale them...)

Well I can't retail them can I?!

If having sex for money makes you a whore

then having sex for free makes you a non-profit whoreganization