Purple jokes

I once dated a girl with a twin. People asked me how I could tell them apart

It was simple.

Jill painted her nails purple and Bob had a cock.

Cutest joke ever

What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!

I've just been diagnosed as Colorblind..

I know, it certainly has come out of the purple.

I just found out I'm colorblind

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.