Refrigerator

Why should you always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it?

There might be a salad dressing.

Is your refrigerator running?

Because I'd vote for it

Why shouldn’t you hang your diplomas on the refrigerator?

Because a refrigerator shouldn’t have too many degrees.

What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a black man?

A refrigerator doesn’t get shot for running

earlier today I dropped an ice cube

It slipped under the refrigerator and I couldn't reach it. I was really upset about it at first but now I'm over it. water under the fridge.