I was waiting for the green light at the crossing and saw an old woman walking with a little child...
The excited child was walking bit faster towards the crossing than the old lady. She then shouted, "Degree, wait for me!"
I was so amazed to hear such an unusual name. So to satisfy my curiousity, I walked closer to the woman and asked; "Ma, why do u call your grand child Degree?" The woman laughed and said "I sent her mother to University for education and this is what she brought home instead."
Educated People are hot
Why?
Because they have more degrees.
Why did the slave go to college?
So he could get his Master's degree.
Why shouldn’t you hang your diplomas on the refrigerator?
Because a refrigerator shouldn’t have too many degrees.
What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?
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Two scientists were walking around in Russia during winter
Scientist one: It's really cold outside, how many degrees?
Scientist two: it's -40°
Scientist one: Celsius or Fahrenheit?
Scientist two: Yes.
Degrees
The graduate with a science degree asks,
'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engineering degree asks,
'How does it work?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks,
'How much will it cost?'
The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks,
'Do you want fries with that?'
In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison...
Poison I, II, III, would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
However poison IV would make you really itchy.
