Bottle
Pro Tip: Make sure it says "Made in the USA" on your bottle of Viagra...
If it says "Made in Moscow", you will run the risk of the Russians meddling in your erections.
Risk jokes
Copy
I have now stolen 56 copies of the board game "Risk" from local retailers.
When they eventually catch me, I'll say "Life is all about taking Risks."
Man
Man should ejaculate 21 times per month
Research says a man should ejaculate 21 times per month to reduce risk of developing prostate cancer.
It's June 2020 and I'm already done with August 2023