Role jokes

Name

Name

The Washington Redskins finally decided to drop their offensive name.

Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, has announced that the team is dropping "Washington" from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as, "The Redskins." It was reported that he finds the word "Washington" imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and is not a fitting role-model for young fans of football.

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids. He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

Sex

Sex

I had sex for 3 hours last night. We role played as doctor and patient.....

I was in the waiting room for 2hrs 57minutes

Actor

A shout out to Jussie Smollette

On hiring black actors for what has been a traditionally white role.

Popcorn

Popcorn

What starts with 'p' ends with 'orn' and plays a major role in the film industry?

Popcorn

Women

Women

Gender roles are changing. Nowadays some women get mad when you hold a car door open.

Particularly the ones on bikes.

My girlfriend just freaked me out...

she gave me a blow job but insisted on role playing as a 12 year old.Fucking weird and gross. I was like "You're going to be 12 in a couple of months, what's the rush?