Salad jokes

Why should you always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it?

There might be a salad dressing.

I made a chicken salad this morning.

Stupid thing didn't even eat it.

How do you turn any salad into a Caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

Today, I walked into a restaurant.

"Hi, is my table ready?"

"No, not yet sir. Do you mind waiting?" "No, that's okay."

"Great, take these salads to table six then."

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad