Scam jokes

Difference between a cult and a religion

In a cult, there's a guy at the top that knows it's a scam.

In a religion, that guy is dead.

I ordered a book called "How to scam people online" two months ago.

It still hasn't arrived yet.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

A wise Nigerian prince once said...

"I think, therefore I scam."