Seashell jokes

Wife

Wife

My wife recently got a seashell tattooed on her thigh.

When you put your ear close to it, you can really smell the ocean.

Wife

Wife

It's difficult to say what my wife does.

She sells seashells on the seashore

Mermaid

Mermaid

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

She outgrew her B-shells.