Shark jokes

What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?

A slow swimmer.

Vending machines kill more people than sharks.

I've never even seen a shark use a vending machine.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

"Did you know that geese kill more humans than sharks each year?" the guy asks the bartender. "Yes, but let's be fair about it," the bartender replies. "It's really hard for a goose to kill a shark."

I heard a guy at the beach screaming, "HELP! SHARK! HELP!"

I just laughed. I knew that Shark wasn't going to help him.

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks

It cost me an arm and a leg!

News just in of a honeymooner killed in a shark attack off the Perth Coast. The man had been married very recently. A police spokesman said

Fortunately the man did not suffer too much as he had only been married 5 days

Why does MLK only get one day, while sharks get an entire week?

I guess it's because they're great whites...

I'm allergic to sharks..

..one shark bite and it's straight to the ER for me.