Tissue jokes

What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth?

A slow swimmer.

Just had a stack of toilet rolls fall on me in the supermarket

I'm ok though, just soft tissue damage

A plastic surgeon at Johns Hopkins just performed surgery on a child born without eyelids, circumcising him and replaced the missing lids with the harvested tissue. The boy's new eyelids work almost perfectly and, since they were made from his own tissue, rejection won't be a problem.

When speaking to reporters, though, the surgeon admitted that the boy does look a little cockeyed.